Apr - Aug 2007

4-30-2007

Join Shuli, Rev. Bob Levy, and Jim Florentine! No Miserable Mike Morse yet! Mark from Jersey City is still doing high school parking lot drive-bys and calling in. Al Rosenberg is still working at Gold’s Gym. Raven is still years away from fighting with Mark. Cyrus from Philly is still alive. The show was “re-booted” on this date, but I don’t know why, and I don’t know why it was a couple of months before the next show in my collection. Special guest: Sal Governale calls in! The boys are still trying to find their footing, but it’s still a totally miserable hour.

6-17-2007

1st live show on Sunday!
Happy Fathers day from MM to you
If you shoot loads you’re a dad
Talking shitty gifts sons gift
Levy's son gave him a card with his own $$$ in it

Jim used to take his dad to baseball games
We talk taking dad to the strip club and dad taking sons
And random strip club stories
Bobs ex gets interviewed
Bob gets mad about what she says about his dick size
Sal calls in and tries to get laid by Christine and talks Beetlejuice and Bob's dicks
Penthouse chicks come in
Guys try to hook up joey boots with 1 of them but he calls them Cunts!

(Show summary courtesy of MM superfan ArtieRules89)

6-24-2007

Shuli, Bob, and Jim are back after a couple of months on the shelf, and Jim fumigates the studio with his banana and egg farts. Opening topic: tell about that one guy or girl you scored with that was WAY out of your league, and it’s a good one, as the stories come pouring in, including Ralph Cirella and special guest, Artie Lange!

7-1-2007

Shuli, Bob, and Jim are joined, for the first time, by Miserable Mike Morse, plus guest Artie Lange for 90 minutes of pure misery, including Rachel the producer and some Bubba / Rev. Bob heat.

7-8-2007

Miserable Men, now a weekly show, continues today with Shuli, Rev. Bob and Jim Florentine. Miserable Broad Rachel goes out on the street and interviews women, and the topics spill over into the listener phone calls. Is flirting cheating? Some really great, funny stuff in here, including Miserable Men News with Bob Levy, and Raven on-mic for what I believe is the first time the show. Oh, and Sal calls in too!

7-15-2007

Gino Bisconti, filling in for the gigging Jim Florentine, joins Shuli and Rev. Bob on today’s show, kicking things off with the White Rapper. Forgettable parody song guy Pooch enjoys his 15 minutes of lame. He’s no Mike Morse, that’s for damned sure, who chips in with “Eating Heiney” and calls in with “The Making Of Eating Heiney.” Producer Rachel goes out on some more interviews, asking women, “What’s the most demeaning thing a man has asked you to do?” and “Have you ever fantasized about a black guy?” Today’s topic: tell the Miserable Men about your first bang and, of course, the gang chips in with their own stories. Somehow, the topic changes to the "red tide," and eventually, Sal the Stockbroker calls in. Enjoy this quality slice of misery!

7-22-2007

Tonight’s show features Shuli, Rev. Bob, and Jim Florentine, fresh off of “Rocklahoma.”  Also on hand is Don Jamison.  Right off, a great bleu cheese story from their weekend shows in Marco Island, FL.  What’s better?  Smelling like bleu cheese, or vodka and cigarettes?  What makes a horrible lay?  Well, the floodgates opened after that, including a woman who described her worst sexual experience as when her amputee husband was doing her doggy style, fell off of her, and she lost him! Mike Morse contributes “Mutt’s Got An Ego This Wide” when Mutt calls in. Mike also calls in, as well as Yucko and his fiancé Yoko. Fun show, enjoy!

7-29-2007

Onboard for tonight’s cruise of the miserable seas are Captain Shuli, Ship’s Reverend Bob Levy, headliner of the main ballroom Jim Florentine and music man Mike Morse, joined by special guest, Ship’s Doctor Juice!  The boys were in Allentown, PA over the weekend and, as always, had some great stories to tell.  Theme for the show tonight is “getting busted” by your friends or family.  Have you ever been caught masturbating?  Cheating?  Gambling?  Tuesday calls in and tells her story about stealing a vibrator and getting caught using it by her mom.  But there’s a twist!  Listen to the show to find out!

8-5-2007

Today’s show opens with “We’re Not Gonna Take Them” (Ralph’s calls), by the Reverend Bob Levy, and a visit from Dr. Juice and Gino Bisconti (filling in for the MIA Jim Florentine), joining the Master of Miserable Ceremonies, Shuli. Remember High Pitch Mike? You get a few minutes of him - pre out of the closet, previewing the reporting of the Ronnie Mund Block Party. Zolar (remember him?) calls in. Bob’s News, a little Bob Speaks, some “Call Dr. Juice” and BLAMMO, you have a show!

8-12-2007

(Sorry for the crappy sound quality of today’s miserable replay, but it’s one of those from the old CrystalOne archive.) It’s Bob’s birthday, and he’s going to stop smoking tonight! Join him with Shuli, Jim Florentine and the soon-to-be-a-full-time miserable man Mike Morse as they revisit this weekend’s gig in Point Pleasant, NJ. Chris from Arizona rips a birthday bong hit for Bob, and Bob is NOT pleased!

8-19-2007

Joining us tonight are Shuli, Rev. Bob, Jim Florentine and Don Jamison.  Quivertine is a thing as Jim works his magic on our Nubian Queen, and Mike Morse has some songs from the laundry room describing it all.  Guys, have you been in a relationship where the woman is the main breadwinner, and if so, how did you feel about it?  Tuesday calls in to share her story when she was stripping and making bank.  Ralph calls in and listeners change the channel.  A short version of Bob’s News tonight.  Mike Morse’s brilliant “What Words Can’t Levy Say” debuts tonight.  Jim’s hot friend Pam from Ohio who makes over $200k/year calls in and Bob fails to close the deal, even though she’d happily be with Jim or Don.  Crazy fun with the Miserable Men!

8-26-2007

Our hosts tonight are the Rev. Bob Levy, Mike Morse and Joey Boots.  That’s right, a rare MM night without Shuli!  Greg Fitzimmons calls in early, promoting his gig at Uncle Vinnie’s.  Definitely a strange show without Shuli and Jim.  Danielle calls in and tells the guys they are not fucking their girls right.  Artie calls in with a long, great call.  Enjoy this very different show!